Top Best Funny Whatsapp Status In Hindi And English Latest 2017

Here is Hub Of Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi and English. As we know that WhatsApp is one of the best social networking apps and we are already posted WhatsApp Group Invite Links. But in this post, we are decided to share Hindi as well as English Status that you can try and use it as your status. In this Article, you will get a different type of stuff such as funny, attitude, sad, love etc. So you must check them out.

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  • Now Go To Settings

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Best Funny WhatsApp Status Updates 2017

  1. I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
  2. God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!
  3. Hey there WhatsApp is using meee,.
  4. When your phone is 1% battery & anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy.
  5. Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call.Turns volume too loud- Nobody calls all day!
  6. Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
  7. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20%  boys are having brain.
  8. If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
  9. Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,
  10. Read books instead of reading my status!
  11. SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
  12. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  13. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
  14. WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
  15. It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of the newspaper.
  16. When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
  17. Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome
  18. Everything funnier when you’re supposed to be quiet.
  19. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
  20. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
  22. My style is unique don’t copy it plz!
  23.  I’m not failed Because my success is lost.!
  24. I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!
  25. When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shift, competition
  26. न्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है..
  27. बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।
  28. तेरी smile confuse Kar देती है , साला पूरा दिन समझ नहीं आता कि ” हँस कर देख रही थी “, या ” देख कर हँस रही थी “
  29. दुनिया Ki सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ ….. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ

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Attitude Whatsapp Status Updates 2017

  1. SARCASM: Just one of the many services I offer.
  2. I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.
  3. Whenever I think of quitting smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
  4.  Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  5. At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
  6. The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
  7. I don’t have a dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
  8. “”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””
  9. Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.
  10.  I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
  11. क्यों हम भरोसा करें गैरों पर_ जबकि हमें चलना है! अपने ही पैरों पर…..!!
  12. माना कि ज़िन्दगी हमारे साथ बहुत गद्दार है…. फिर भी हम नेकदिल और खुद्दार हैं
  13. सच्चा प्यार चेहरे से नहीं दिल से होता है 💛 😌, ऐसा कहने वाले कुछ देर बाद फोटो माँग रहे होते है.. 😈 😏!!
  14. बच के रहना मुझसे क्यूंकि मेरा Attitude rainbow की तरह है कब कौन सा रंग दिख जाये कुछ पता नहीं 😏 😍 😎 😡
  15. एक नींद है जो लोगों को रात भर नहीं आती….बस एक जमीर ही है जो हर वक्त सोया रहता है 😎 😏
  16. प्यार, एहसान, नफरत, दुश्मनी जो चाहो वो करलो मुझसे , आप की कसम वही दोगुना होकर मीलेगा 😎 😎
  17. होगी भले ही तू तेरे बाप की परी और दुनिया की महारानी…लेकिन तेरी जैसी 36 घूमती है मेरे आगे पीछे बनकर नौकरानी 😈😈
  18. लोग हमारी कदर तब नहीं करते जब हम अकेले हो……. तब करते है जब वो अकेले हों 😎 😎
  19. हम तो छोटे हैं अदब से सर झुका लेंगे , बड़े ये तय करलें उनमें बड़प्पन कितना है 😉😎

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Love WhatsApp Status Updated 2017

  1. #Shadi Karne hai to khud ki GF se karo…dusro ki GF se to Ghar Wale bi karwa dete hai!
  2. एक शराब की बोतल दबोच रखी है…. ##तुजे भुलाने की तरकीब सोच रखी है…..
  3. खवाहिश नही मुझे मशहुर होने की … आप मुझे पहचानते हो _बस इतना ही काफी है…!!
  4. “Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back. “
  5. “Every time I see u I fall in love all over again””
  6.  “Nothing is fine, but when I’m with you everything is fine.”
  7. No matter how “busy” a person is…if they really love, they will always find the time for you.!
  8. In Early Morning When i Awake Up i want to see U In front of my Eyes..
  9. “Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with u everything is perfect.”
  10. Aisa nahi hai ki main tere bina jee nahi sakta, sach to yeh hai ki main tere bina jeena nahi chahata..
  11. Love never fails and when it fails in life, then its not love!
  12. “Don’t TRUST 2 much , don’t LOVE too much , don’t CARE too much because that ‘ TOO MUCH ‘ will HURT u so much”
  13. “Behind every successful man is a surprised woman”

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